In a room in CCHQ a crowd of Conservative MPs and advisors are holllering and screaming 'Number One, Number One, Number One!'
This celebration is the news that was released yesterday that the UK is the most unequal country in the EU and is actually dragging down EU living standards.
'This has been 36 years in the making.' said someone whose name I forgot to write down but we will assume is called Giles or Olly.
'Since Maggie came to power, successive governments have ruled in her image. Finally, the rich are getting there on the shoulders of the poor.'
'But our work isn't done. This is just Europe. We must move on to worldwide lead in inequality. Once Daddy's trust fund is in the billions will we have finally set this country on the right path. For me. And my friends.'
This celebration is the news that was released yesterday that the UK is the most unequal country in the EU and is actually dragging down EU living standards.
'This has been 36 years in the making.' said someone whose name I forgot to write down but we will assume is called Giles or Olly.
'Since Maggie came to power, successive governments have ruled in her image. Finally, the rich are getting there on the shoulders of the poor.'
'But our work isn't done. This is just Europe. We must move on to worldwide lead in inequality. Once Daddy's trust fund is in the billions will we have finally set this country on the right path. For me. And my friends.'